Thursday, June 17, 2010

Women Translated Language

1. Fine : this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: if she's getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
3. Nothing: this is the calm before the storm. nothing always means something. arguments that started with "nothing" usually ends with "fine".
4. Loud Sigh: this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing ("nothing" here refers to the #3).
5. That's Okay: this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
6. Thanks: a woman is thanking you. do not question, or do not faint. just say "you're welcome".
7. Whatever: is woman's way of saying "F" word.
8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing her self. this will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?" and the woman will say "nothing" (jump back to "nothing" in #3).

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